The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!