- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to wear crocs.

The power to poop but only in bushes.

The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

the ability to fly under water unless your wet

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

The power to imagine a new colour

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

The power to turn int water when your in water.

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

the ability to die on command

To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

Pointless Super Powers