the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to turn into random objects

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power of gentle breeze

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!