- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The ability to eat the red ones last

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to be alone

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to fly if you are eating.

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

Pointless Super Powers