The power of being pointless

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!