the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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Grass eating

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!