what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The super power to control paper.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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the ability to see through air

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to not have this superpower

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the power to dislike this power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!