The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to not do it.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to turn into random objects

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!