The power to punch that like button

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!