The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power... to move you.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!