- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to be alone

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to fly if you are eating.

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to be powerless

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

Pointless Super Powers