The power to pee while standing up

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to not have a brain!

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to die at will.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!