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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.
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The power to invent things that have already been invented.
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75% levitation
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The power to have anything you want that is free.
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The ability to visually contract STD's
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The power to grow plants, only using your mind
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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.
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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.
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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.
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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.
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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza
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The power to swallow instead of spit
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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button
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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.
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The power to break a Nokia
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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes
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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.
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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.
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The power to fart out of your hands.
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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.
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The ability to draw a perfect circle.
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the power to jump like a black guy.
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The power to sleep for one thousand years
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The Power to fart glitter
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!