The power to have superpowers from the beginning

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

the power to be Justin bieber

The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

The power to never come into existence

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The power to speak only one language

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!