- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to drain people's phone battery

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The power of turning butter into concrete.

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to reed a platypus mind.

Pointless Super Powers