the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!