The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the ability to see through air

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to not have this superpower

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!