- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to not have any power at all

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The power to pee any color

The power to see the past.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to poop standing up

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to bypass capcha codes

Pointless Super Powers