The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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the power to eat bread

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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the ability to levitate

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to die when you die

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to be a normal human

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The ability to not have a super power.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!