The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power of compulsive lying.

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Aweonao

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!