The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to eat food.

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to do nothing

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!