- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The ability to be a rock

The power to sleep for one thousand years

The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to change your emotions

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

the power to find children extremely attractive

The ability to constantly touch yourself.

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

the power to pee standing up when your a woman

The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

Pointless Super Powers