The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

To have the ability to piss off the police

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

The power to make food slightly smaller.

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

Liam Brudenell

the ability to tell time without a watch

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!