The power to wish you had a power

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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the power to become translucent

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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the power to make music for deaf people

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to have a small penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!