An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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the power to like justin beiber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!