- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to self destruct

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power of learning

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to lick your elbow.

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

Pointless Super Powers