The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to waste money

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The ability to be poor for life

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power of learning

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!