the power to do nothing

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!