The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to smell whore

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!