The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to uncontrally boop

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to see through horses

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The power to do your homework.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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the power to complete math exercises

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!