- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of learning

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to fart slightly less deadly

The power of attracting fired bullets

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

The ability to control dairy products

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to die

Pointless Super Powers