the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!