- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to be stupid reading this.

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to read this.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The power to like any show

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to look at Sun.

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The power to have hindsight.

THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

The power to read terms and conditions

the power to summon a massive midget

The power to lick your balls.

The ability to spit mouthwash

Pointless Super Powers