The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!