Nope. Just nope.

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

the power to give yourself sunburn

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

power to age faster

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

the power to eat bread

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power that will grant you no power.

the power to turn food into shit

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!