The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to be born again

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!