- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die on command.

The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to control mealworms

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

the ability to manually control your breathing

The power of women's rights.

he power to make mistakes

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

Pointless Super Powers