power to age faster

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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the power to time travel to the present

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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Grass eating

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!