The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The power to like any show

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to climb ladders faster.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!