The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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the power to see stuff

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!