The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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the power to turn food into shit

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!