The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to lick your balls.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!