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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes
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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons
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The power that will grant you no power.
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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch
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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.
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Justin Bieber
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The power to turn into a lamp once.
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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?
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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons
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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.
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The power to volunteer as tribute.
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the power to herd cats
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The power to poo.
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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan
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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process
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The power to create a unicorn online.
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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.
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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february
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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping
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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak
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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.
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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute
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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.
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Having a 5 second eidetic memory
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!