The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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the power to turn into a tree

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!