- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to not exercise.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to read the terms of service.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

the power to read this sentence

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to make everything worse

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

Pointless Super Powers