The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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the power to dislike this power

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to die

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!