The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to die.

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The power to jump face first

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to never come into existence

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!