The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

Nothing

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to die

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The ability to smell colors

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to smell people's moods

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

the power to enter a coma.

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!