The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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Being alive (until you die).

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to pee any color

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!