The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The ability to smell colors

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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the power to control nothing

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the power to get married

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to break a Nokia

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!