- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

The power to fly 3 inches.

The power to journey into the future of the past.

the power to see everyone as a tree

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

The power to have a pointless power.

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power to shoot iron from your blood

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

the ability to spin gold into straw

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

Pointless Super Powers