- Pointless Super Powers

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

the ability to make real zero dollar bills

The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

captain obvious

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to commit suicide.

the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

the ability to levitate

The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!