- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to poo without wiping.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power of attracting fired bullets

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

the power to make faces at the blind

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power of exploding when you think.

the power to randomly die at any moment

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The power to die

The power to smell through your arse.

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

The power to be afraid of horses.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

the power to walk on land.

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

Pointless Super Powers