- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to grow trees in the desert

The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

The power to be missed when present.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

the power to sit

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

to not blink for 5 seconds

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to die

beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

The power to not do it.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

Pointless Super Powers