the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The ability to part hair.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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Nothing

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The power to die on command.

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The ability to count to potato

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!