The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to smell water.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to not see anything

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to waste money

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!