The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to lick your elbow.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power of exploding when you think.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!