The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

The power to inhale coins without dying.

The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

The ability to teleport into a wall

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to drown on land.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

the power to eat with your butt

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

the ability to look into your brain

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!