- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to be afraid of horses.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to die

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

the power to make faces at the blind

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

Pointless Super Powers