- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

Having taste buds in your anus.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The ability to be heard in space

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

the power to time travel to the present

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

the power to turn into a tree

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

Pointless Super Powers