To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to eat food.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to be a human

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to hurt the people you love

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!