The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The ability to yell through your nose

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to die

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!