The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to pee any color

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!