You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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the super power of being a housewife..

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the power to eat with your butt

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The ability to count to potato

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!