The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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the power to beathe

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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to poop a penny every year

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!