- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

the power to walk on land.

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

the power to create a meme

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power drown in water

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

The power to die at will.

Pointless Super Powers