- Pointless Super Powers

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to not exercise.

the power to become demented

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to be missed when present.

The ability to smell colors

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

the power to get married

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The ability to self destruct at will.