The ability to be raped.

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the power to like justin beiber

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!