Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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Nothing

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to die

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to smell people's moods

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!