The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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power to breathe

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The power to commit suicide.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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captain obvious

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!