The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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the power to walk on land.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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the power to create a meme

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!