The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!