The power to be afraid of horses.

teleport to the place where you stand

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to have hindsight.

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

BULLET ATTRACTION.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

the power of mind controlling...yourself

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!