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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.
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The power to sweeten sugar
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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings
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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.
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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.
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Infinite knowledge when dead
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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth
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The power to speak to toasters
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The power to ejaculate needles.
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Meltman, with the power to melt!
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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)
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The power to have no power.
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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.
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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples
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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind
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to poop a penny every year
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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.
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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.
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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it
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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.
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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen
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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.
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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.
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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!