the power to defecate while standing up...

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The ability to go to hell.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!