- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

The ability to smell colors

The ability to see through insects.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power to be alone

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

to zap people but only yourself

The power to smell through your arse.

Pointless Super Powers