The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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power to age faster

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The ability to do nothing

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!