- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to understand irony.

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

the ability to levitate

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

The power to smell water.

anything Aquaman does

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The ability to be heard in space

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

Pointless Super Powers