The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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the power to eat bread

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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the ability to levitate

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The ability to be a rock

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to die when you die

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!