- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to write comic books

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

anything Aquaman does

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

lol

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to smell water.

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

Pointless Super Powers