- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

done something sexual with some type of food?

Grass eating

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The ability to not come back to life when you die.

The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to forget what your superpower is

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

The power to smell water.

The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

Pointless Super Powers