The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to smell water.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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the power to create a meme

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!