- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

The ability to be poor for life

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to pee while standing up

The power of having the highest rated comment

The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

the power to sleep through a prison rape

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

the power to do blink every 20 years

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power to shit without squinting.

the power to morph into yourself

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

Pointless Super Powers