The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power of exploding when you think.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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the power to eat when your hungry

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!