the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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the power to read this sentence

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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the power to shoot superman

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!