- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

he power to make mistakes

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to smell like body odor at will

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to look at Sun.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

the power to turn food into shit

the power to write comic books

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

Pointless Super Powers