- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to smell whore

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

the ability to manually control your breathing

The power to control mealworms

The power of women's rights.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

he power to make mistakes

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

Pointless Super Powers