The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power of being pointless

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!