The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to die when you get old

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!