The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The super power to control paper.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!