Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!