- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to not do it.

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

The power to read minds, but only your own.

The Power to Read really Small Words

power to permanently shrink one eye.

You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

The power to turn into a tree.

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

The power to shrink your penis.

The ability to abruptly end conversations.

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The power to digest corn.

Pointless Super Powers