- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to have hindsight.

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

the power to summon a massive midget

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

the power to smell like ham

The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The power to jump face first

The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

Pointless Super Powers