- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power to read terms and conditions

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The power to poo.

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

See through invisible people

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

the ability to tell time without a watch

The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

The power to lick your own elbow

The power to have no power.

Pointless Super Powers