The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to die on command.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to quote memes randomly

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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the power of the succulent game

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!