The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to not care.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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the power to smell like ham

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!