The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to not see anything

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!