The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to die on command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!