The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to have a power thats a power

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!