the power to make faces at the blind

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

the power to not own a spacial power!!

The power to lower your own ego.

the power to know when someone queefed

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

open up pickles glass

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

The Power to Power

The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The power to sexually attract whales

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!